SURGEON OR CRIMINAL? Dr. Ishaan Ahuja dismissed from EMC after professional malpractice charges?

A shocking revelation has come to light after a source deeply placed at the Elizabeth Blackwell Medical Centre in Mumbai, has claimed that the head of neurosurgery, Dr. Ishaan Ahuja, has been DIS-honourably dismissed. This is allegedly because Dr. Ishaan himself confessed to having wilfully maimed a man on the operating table a few years ago. 

Eat apples everyday and keep Dr. Ishaan away

Of course, when I wrote to the dean (Dr. Nakul Puri) and the media spokesperson (Mr. Dhruv Saith) of the hospital, they said these are all "baseless rumours". 

Well we all know what that means. That this news is probably true and Dr. Ahuja, brilliant as he might be, also has a penchant for settling personal scores in the OT. Does he like to wield the scalpel like a sword? Or does he have that all-too common failing of many leading surgeons: a God complex? Are we going to let such a dangerous man run amok, potentially endangering the lives of countless patients, who don’t know any better? I don’t think so. 

While there has been no official case or complaint against him (yet), I think the ball is strictly in EMC’s court, and they should publicly clear their stance on the matter. Otherwise egomaniacs like Dr. Ahuja will continue to blind, maim and kill patients with impunity. 

Shockingly, this is not the first time that bad-boy Ahuja has found mention on this blog. As reported in this piece dated July 2016, a highly placed source (another one!) had claimed that he was in a hush hush relationship with a nurse, someone with the name of ‘Rosy’. When we dug further, we found that a nurse of that name did in fact work at EMC, and still continues to do so! When we tried to approach her, she physically assaulted us and we’ve been too scared to approach her ever since. 

In other EMC news, word is out that the hospital is allegedly indulging in human cloning from infant babies! Yes, you heard it right and you heard it here first! It's been reported that a lot of placentas have been missing from the hospital, as opposed to being thrown away in the trash as usual (we're not talking about baby girls here, calm the hell down). If you don't know what a placenta is, consider euthanising yourself - but for that you'll have to know the meaning of euthanasia...never mind. 

Anyway, what are the evil machinations of this truly devilish institution? Only time will tell.  

Whatever the truth might be, the enfant terrible of neurosurgery, Dr. Ishaan Ahuja, needs to keep his over the top antic in check. Also, EMC needs a dean with a spine for a change. I mean look at his face: 

He practically looks like a hired actor (here is another story I did last year covering the now-debunked theory that he is, in fact, a hired actor). 

As and when we know more about this, we will make sure to keep you updated. Until then, stay safe, stay healthy and always remember: homeopathy over allopathy!